Anonymous whispered: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

"My entire life can be described in one sentence: It didn’t go as planned, and that’s okay."

Rachel Wolchin (via pragmatique)
"Why should you worry about the future? You don’t even know the present properly. Take care of the present and the future will take care of itself."

— Ramana Maharshi (via larmoyante)

i’m upset and kind of sick 

"Nothing makes a person desire improvement like failure."

— Chris Stocking
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"For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again."

— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via detailsdetales)

pls let me dogsit yr dog pleeeeease let me do it

chotronette:

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"I can bear any pain as long as it has meaning."

— Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 
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"You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again."

 Azar Nafisi  (via heathaaamurhieee)
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captainamericaisavirgin:

do you think the russo borthers hate joss whedon? they are so careful with steve’s character development  and then joss whedon is just like “haha he’s old” and then jerks it to tony stark

baby: f-f-f-f
dad: father??
baby: ***Flawless (remix)
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HW